so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
why doesnt he love me? i have tried everything. i even sang to him after sex.
you have got to be kidding?
Who pooed in my magic bullet?
Sorry the bathroom was being used.
We really need to check into harvesting part of our liver now
So it turns out rose was the bear hunting girl. Fuck my life
None of those words made sense together.
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
Hey, I got 20% of the people home that I was responsible for. I can't be expected to do much more.
After hearing her fall down in the shower for the third time, I decided to go check on her.
Wait, tell the rest at happy hour. I wanna be able to interrupt you with my loud cackles and stupid questions.
I woke up sandwiched between them, all of us naked, and they were just sharing a cigarette, a donut, and the paper like it was just some normal post-threesome Sunday brunch.
Does me being hung over take away from how professional I can be today?
I've decided to give up hard drugs for the rest of the year.
Putting plan B on my parents credit card wasn't the smartest idea
Come eat Chinese buffet and watch us trip on acid. It'll be fun.
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
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