Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
The bartender told me the best pick-up line was to look deep into her eyes and tell her your gonna flick her vagina
She told me she was a cowboys fan... I told her it was a waste of a perfect set of tits
Dude, totally just found out that I've been washing my hair with semen for the past 3 weeks.
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
No it's okay, we're just driving to random places with the portable stripper pole and causing a ruckus.
Oh that's normal
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
Cut a hole in the crotch of my onesie so we could have sex without me getting cold. Best decision of my life.
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
If I'm gonna have a rotation of guys, I really should stop them leaving boob bruises...
Did I just pee in the Taco Bell parking lot?
Yep. But do you remember wiping with my quesadilla?
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