i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
I'm gonna have a badass scar
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
After we fucked, her eye wouldn't stopped twitching and she could only move her hand, which she used to put her number in my phone
riding the spinning bikes at the rec after Valentines Day was a baaddddd idea
No, I don't think your idea of offering shots in exchange for bonus points to your history professor at B-Dubs was a good idea. Especially after you later told him that you would "tap that" in regards to his wife.
My first drink last night was a 2-liter of jameson and coke. So hung over it hurt to put my pants back on
Besides the fact that the only male who has shown an interest in me in the last 5 months has a strange and unfortunate resemblance to fucking Frodo, I've been good thanks
You lost me at unexpected butt stuff. Everything else I would probably do.
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
I called to inform you I may or may not be getting laid tonight ...
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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