Found moms dildo in drawer while looking for socks, and its wet
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
I was just referred to as 'the margarita slut' by an 11 year old.
Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
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Can u check his last FB check in, then come pick me up from there. Blame it on the tequila
Day drunk and a can of soup and wine straight from the bottle and alone and on my kitchen floor.
Scary. I thought trees were a lie and that someone ha permanently stenciled them into my life. No joke.
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
I apparantly wanted to name her baby garbage
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He told me my outfit made me look like a twelve year old then proceeded with "but you don't look like a whore"
This is where you say "Why yes we will drink with reckless abandon and hopefully not be in a church parking lot again."
Finding that toy duck there was weird right?
i made the walk of shame wearing her booty shorts that said juicy on the back. i'm still counting it as a good night
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
Why is everyone judging me for telling the cat a bedtime story?
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
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