Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
I had a party to get rid of booze. Woke up with even more. Will do this till I can open a liquor store
Just got a lecture from Dad about how I need to be more responsible and start buying my weed in larger quantities so that i can save money. Like he was serious and kind of disappointed in me for not adapting to his method earlier.
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
a price tag just fell out of my vag. i guess its worth $13.99...
On that note if you see a hobo smiling with a pack of cigarettes and an AMP energy drink, that was my good deed for the day
you started looking at my couch laughing and saying to it "she thinks I'm talking to you" then proceeded to laugh and talk to the couch some more.
It feels like I'm being stabbed in the uterus with a rake. That night was totally worth it though. Thanks.
fries before guys. food before dudes. shakes before dates. chips before dicks. lemon bars before football stars. macaroni before screwin' tony. what i'm saying is please come to ladies' night
You literally chaperoned my booty call.
I slept with my wedding DJ..... I think this means my life has come full circle
He doesn't like Sabbath and that alone is a GIANT red flag. Learn from my experiences and never, I mean NEVER associate with people that hate Black Sabbath and Motörhead.
I let a 30 year old guitar player that works at a call center go down on me in his backseat last night
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
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