I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
just fought my dog for the chicken pie I dropped on the floor.
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
Dollar Store pregnancy tests. For when you sorta wanta know.
They have marijuana tests too!
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
at one point while they were drilling into my jaw I just remember thinking "will I ever be able to suck dick again"
Started out playing table tennis then ended up fucking him on the table. Happy cinco de mayo
I smoked all his weed and he hasn't noticed yet. But I might need a place to crash when he does
I can't tell if this is a hangover or just a perfect combination of shame and regret
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
It felt like I was on painkillers mixed with Molly mixed with the sinking feeling I'll die alone. 10/10 doing again.
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
They were playing some sort of fast food scavenger hunt game as an ice breaker. Some chick stamped a Starbucks logo on my hand and told me to go find the girl with the matching stamp and fill her with cream.
Dave had an Arby’s stamp and some sorority girl grabbed him and screamed “I’ve have the meat!”\n
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