Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
its impossible for me to find something that fits my tits my muffin top and my ass all at the same time
Everytime I sleep with him he gives me another hint to what his tattoo means. I'm like a slutty Nancy Drew.
I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
its sad im about to start saving up for how drunk i need to be for the holidays
Actually, you don't want to see me.. reached an all time low drinking kahlua out of the bottle concealed in a macdonalds bag
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
And that is why we dont do tequila shooters at 1 in the afternoon. Because you go home with a beast like that
Security deposit gone.
burned down garage with fireworks.
I'm moving out of my place and I just gave my mom a couch that I had sex on last night. Reduce, reuse, recycle at its best.
I just had to break into my old house and steal my sex tape. Good times. How have you been?
I really don't want to get drunk alone tonight. Like, I'll do it, but I won't enjoy it.
STOP GETTING GIRLS PREGNANT IN MY BED.
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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