I'm trying this new thing, it's called standards
why do my parents always seem to be having way more sex than i do?
Haha, just learned changing others iPhone passcodes is fun while drunk but not fun the next morning.
I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
It was almost as bad as the time I peed on the floor of the Pentagon's subway station.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
I will be single by the day my lease is up (234 days). Plan accordingly.
Not going to lie: not even the fact I'm wearing men's cargo pants can hide the fact I have an awesome ass.
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
my whole checking account just had a funeral down bourban street, paid for that, and then bought everyone 5 shots of fireball...
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
I swear to god he thought my ass was a bag of wine last night.
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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