It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
I faked an abortion last night.
can u get pink eye on your cock?
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
i gave him the "yep, i was your girfriend's collegiate lesbian sex story" head nod
complete strangers are now referring to me as 'the bourbon guy.' i can live with this.
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
Jesus Christ. If I were a normal sex-having person, I'd think I was knocked up. I'm cycling through emotions like I'm in a decathlon to crazy.
We had sex on a dog bed..
I love getting kicked out of places. Its like winning a little league game
It happend again, swimming on the floor... Vodka is my friend
I knew I no longer wanted to bone him when he put the Grease soundtrack on as "mood music", no guy looks attractive singing and dancing to greased lightning naked.
Who told you he won a fight? He slammed his face into the ground while trying to do 11 push-ups
He showed his fake to the cop and was like "does the coloring look off to you?"
Randomize
