Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
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You didn't want to have sex last night because you said your grandpa just died and you didn't want him watching..
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
He's either jacking off or listening to Kanye West.
She apparently grabbed another girl and pulled her into the shower fully clothed. When the girl was like "you need to stop" she curled up into a ball and refused to leave.
Whoa, you know how to pick em.
Drug-sniffing dog walked past me and my suitcase in the train station. My opinion: they need a new dog
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We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
I think I just figured out how to make weed tea in the coffeemaker.
Just remember: We don't tell our English professor about our fetishes unless she specifically asks about them.
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
Drunk twilight is the only twilight
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