YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
OH RELAX, IT WAS PITY SEX.....
I just used my 2 drink stirrers as chopsticks to get a lime out of my drink. I really am Asian.
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
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i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
I've started bribing my dorm's security guard with cookies so that he doesn't tell all the boys i'm hooking up with about each other.
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
I'm at an awkward stage of not being able to tell if I wanna keep having fun or if I need to die in bed
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Nothing worse then being at the gym on the elliptical next to a guy looking at porn on his phone
I just got a lap dance from a sexy cop in return for giving him his sunglasses back. I think this is going to be the beginning of a really great friendship
My hungover walk of shame was interrupted by a stranger on a balcony throwing me a beer to shotgun... at 10 a.m....
You're best friend just tackled me....naked....brought me to his room where he had freshly baked cinnamon rolls. I didn't know he could cook
It's a sad day when ur phone automatically updates u on Thursdays that traffic is normal and how long it will take to get to the bar
That's fucking great actually
Do you think the hole in the ceiling will count against our security deposit?
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