i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
Have you ever had champagne poured on you during sex? It was like a rap video
can we take a shower together?
no need for the romantic shit. I'm a sure thing
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
I threw up into my coffee this morning.
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
I wish that one Sunday morning I could wake up feeling like I have my life together.
You told me you were allowed to keep eating butter because it had just passed midnight and you were on the next day's daily fat servings
There was a staple in my grits at waffle house last night. My knees are bruised as hell. And I puked pink all over my bathroom. Gooood night.
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
FRIENDS DON'T LET FRIENDS WASTE THE LAST ADDERALL.
I smoked my last bong as the sun rose. It was magical.
He has no idea I'm scrolling through Instagram while he's going down on me. I'm so bored.
not only did I call my ex crying but drunk me also deleted the phone log so I had no warning when I saw him in class
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