Don't you send me to vm
why is it whenever you puke in the park there are always little kids on the swings?
im gonna call it quits for tonight... I am so drunk I dont even have the motor skills to masturbate
He just pushed one of his testicles up into his stomach and called himself lance armstrong. I can't make this shit up.
Congratulations, you have helped solved the mysterious disapperance of Dani's phone which was found in the munchies cabinet next to the oreos. Your reward is star power as well as a fat ass bowl of Nebula. You may proceed through the wardrobe and into Narnia for your prize.
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
I cried singing "call me maybe" on the way home from the bar. What the fuck
I couldn't sleep so I took 4 shots of vodka and promptly threw up in the sink. Happy Thursday
I don't think I even want to know why you are sending my husband pictures of your nutsack.
He told me my outfit made me look like a twelve year old then proceeded with "but you don't look like a whore"
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
My parents get here at 6 so I have to make it look like a sober virgin lives in my room by 5.
I told my dad that he was in a band and he was all like " good job" and then he looked up the band and listened to their music and just went " oh have you disappointed me"
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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