I can't watch pbs sober anymore
Is it weird if i grunt like Tim Taylor when im having sex AND grilling steaks??
I wish you could see the look on my boss's face right now.
wtf?
Before you passed out in the middle of the NHL 10 party you had to prove that you were a better fighter than Patrick Kane. Your not. Thanks for the black eye dipshit.
my shower just felt like jesus cried on me. like he shed tears just for my shower.
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
The good news is I managed to avoid the three cop car looking for me. The bad news is I no longer have shoes.
Can she stop putting up all these passive aggressive statuses and please come out of the "I-want-to-be-a-pornstar" closet already?
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
He just had a handle of vodka with ice in it yelling at people hot august night mother fuckaaaaa and was pouring it on his face
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
Ohh man. That was a snatch-waxer with a score to settle.
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
I have someone saved in my phone as "This Hoe Ain'tit' Loyal" and I'm missing my superman boxers. Explain.
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
Randomize
