she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
My girlfriend was pissed, so if I had to guess, i'd say I had a GREAT time last night
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
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I was woken up at 4am by a stranger shaking my foot who said I looked like I needed a cigarette.
She wants to fuck me. On a tennis court. In her tennis outfit. Is ring-shopping an acceptable 3rd date activity?
You have my approval. I will dance and throw skittles at your funeral.
I was mid hand job and stopped me because he wanted to "connect" which meant putting his thumb in between my eyebrows and a hand over my heart and closing our eyes...
You got kicked out after 30 minutes, 3 beers and 2 shots. Group record. Also you kept rubbing his belly and calling him buddha.
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I just got invited to party with a bunch of elderly lesbians I am in no position to offer life advice
I just Miyagied my roommate through her first set of tit pics. Her fuck buddy owes me.
My mom is selling her car. I'm secretly relieved I won't ever have to tell her about that time you puked in it
I'm bathroom at buffalo wild wings
I think incapable of making pants work send help
ive decided that just saying "yes" when people assume I am something other than Caucasian will highly benefit my love life. last night I was native.
Should I be worried if two ants just crawled out of my purse?
Yes!
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