Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
i killed an earwig and left its corpse on the wall as a warning
Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
i'm sitting in the pool eating chicken pot pie with my little brother's friend. moments like these are the reason i love weed.
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she pinky promised me she was 18
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
It's a gay bachelor party, it's not like dignity is to be expected
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
She must've been waiting down the street cause after I said I specialized in inner-thigh-face-massage it couldn't have been 2 minutes until she was on my couch.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
In the 2nd smartest move of my day your ringtone for when you call is now the Space Jam theme.
So tomorrow I have my performance review with my boss who I banged. When I go in should I ask if this review will be rating my sex or work performance?
I mean, "boo" isn't the appropriate response to someone dying...
I farted in his bed and then in my drunken stupor grabbed hair defanging spray to cover up the stench.
I knew you were cut off when you tried to order a "Phil Collins"
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
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