she looked like the bat from fern gully.
so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
I'm about to cry with happyness at the beer that will be consumed
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
He set an alarm on my phone to an infant screaming and puking to make sure i take my pill. its working.
we've decided whoever is stupid enough to use the condom that's tacked to the wall deserves to get pregnant.
I haven't seen him since I gave him a hand job in the hospital. I like to think I contributed to his speedy recovery.
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
Just dodged a state trooper, your weed will be there shortly. Fear the unbustable!
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
My parents worry about me having parties when they go on vacation. Umm no it just means I'm drinking and smoking alone on the first floor of the house instead of the second
Hashtag Pathetic
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
"They won't do it. I'm in the middle of darkness. " and "Probably going to die. I've been walking for 50 minutes in one direction" are the last texts I got from Steve
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