So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
we're chasing vodka with high fives
That Joe Wilson reference just earned you a blow job, Mister!
$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
Do you think he woke up this morning, looked at you, and then regretted everything?
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
They walked in to the store, ripped up the phone book, and left. Can we get on their level?
How the hell do you leave a party with a kitten? It's missing and everyone knows it was you.
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
My trash can accurately represents my weekend: Bojangles wrappers and magnums.
I stole a tiki torch last night and just returned it. Things have been better.
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
My boobs smell like weed again. This happens way too often.
Shame is for Republicans.
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