So I was blaaazed. & while he was in me all I kept thinking was how bad I'd rather be watching The Office.
you know, even black out drunk I can always remember the exact point where I should have stopped drinking.
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
Oh my god, I am the best RA ever. I'm teaching my freshman girls how to deep throat on bananas as a group bonding activity. I'm making the religious ones eat them for potassium.
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I haven't found him passed out in the living room covered in noodles for a while now so I guess he's getting better with the drinking.
I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
New Mean Girls drinking game: Everytime someone says Africa or Math, chug.
I tried to have sex on someone's sisters horse last night
I'd say "I think I gave my TA chlamydia" is an accurate way to sum up my life.
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If we try hard enough and believe in ourselves, we can still make it to Wendy's before they close
I just lost my handcuff virginity and not in the sexy way.
No I dont want him to bring his twin brother, cause then ill have to entertain him with my vagina
Is it wrong for me to wish my cat had arms to get me a beer?
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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