that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
He drunk dialed T-Mobile at 3am and talked to them for 45 minutes and got his phone bill lowered from $80 to $60... Best drunk dial ever.
She looked like a pterodactyl.....but dude i love dinosaurs
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
How do I tactfully ask if the neighbors downstairs can hear me beating it?
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
She's currently celebrating her completion of "Sober October" with "Margarita Shit-Show November."
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
You fucked everything up-can't pass a cleared kitchen table without getting hard
Looks like he unfriended you too. I feel like we were both just handed negative pregnancy tests.
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
He just chose domino's over sex. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
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