OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
all nice guys are gay and all hot ones are assholes
You're fat. Stop making excuses
the water pistols in the freezer are full of voddka.
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
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Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
You were trying to swim on the floor while eating a hot-dog bun and laughing about how much you hate bread and didn't understand why you were eating it..
There was an Altoids can full of urine in the bathroom. I do not want to know what was going on in there.
Hold on. At Sephora trying to decide what despair smells like.
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
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My last google search is "how to build a flamethrower"
i ended up eating cold sauceless spaghetti out of the container in the fridge with my hands.
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
She wouldn't eat a clam- if you blow a line pregnant you can eat a clam
so my dads pretending to use the snow blower and theres absolutley no snow one the ground.... someone should really lock our liqour cabinet
hot take: drunk me can walk through walls?
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