Pish posh, there's never a bad time to eat food off my body.
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
I took a shit in your bathtub. Nothings off limits
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well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
Our penis' have led to more networking than mark zuckerberg.
I have mastered the 3 minute room cleaning drill in preparation for the nights possible slam-piece
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Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
Well, I woke up on a roll-away, with a knot in the back of my head and penis confetti stuck to me. Also, I apparently literally gave the shirt off my back right before I passed out, so I was topless. Vegas won this trip.
I'm in the line at Chipotle thinking: "What combo will best prepare my body for the open bar I'm going to subject it to tonight?"
Our prom king just sent me a dick pic. I know it's 10 years later but I feel like I've finally made it.
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
Is this making any sense, because I’m puking and trying to be Philosophical right now
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