I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
this just has baby written all over it
Dude, at this rate we're going to get arrested a second time tonight.
I thought I would take a shower to wake me up but now I'm naked wet and stoned laying on my bed instead of just stoned laying on my bed
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
We just ended up getting drunk and doing field sobriety tests on each for practice... No one remembers who passed.
My goal is to upperdeck the house I'm at, because it's some girl I don't know's birthday. Welcome to adulthood, bitch.
I was blowing him while he was singing Happy Birthday to his girlfriend on the phone. I win.
And know that if I ever text "road head?" that it comes from a place of caring and not a place of heartlessness..
Next time, dont ever let me talk to a guy drunk, especially if I have class with him the next day
Who do you have class with??
The guy that pulled down his pants in the middle of the dance floor to show me his tattoo
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
my mom snuck into my room, washed her clothes and made her breakfast. what the fuck she's a better boyfriend than I am
I wish I could open myself up and check on my liver. Make sure it's hanging on. Ya know?
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