nut hugger
What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
We were making out when she went into convulsions. At least now I know she's allergic to peanuts.
I woke up with the new contact "Britney Both Nipples Pierced"... how do you think the night went?
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
America approved of our night. A bald eagle flew over us at 7am
Also we decided you're the person whose going to die at my bachelor party...do the math you're the most logical choice
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
so... the fat chick just walked over, shook my hand, then introduced herself as "versatile". shoot me now.
Did we really just set fireworks off in a cemetery? Or was that a dream?
I think so and I think we were sober.
Can't we just go back to fucking and having your boyfriend think you're completely straight?
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
No I'm not lying to you. I'm just not telling you the whole story. There's a massive difference.
This is my life. Currently ordering a gift for my straight married girlfriend's husband from my lesbian married girlfriend.
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