So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
I just threw up, I'm either bulemic or pregnant, and I'm now accepting bets on which it is
all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
just threw the rents a curveball by making french toast and bacon when i came home sober. good luck tellin when im high/drunk now.
Try denying you're gay when "I'm Not A Girl, But Not Yet A Woman" comes on Shuffle.
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
This text is addressed to sober me: getting drunk by yourself may have seemed like a Good idea at first bit it can tell you that it wasn't ad fun as you thought it would be
Ps your lap top bag is FULL of empty beets
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
Saved a life and got us a free vacuum cleaner (and learned vacuum is not spelled "vacumn"). Get on my level.
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
I'm so drunk. Remember me this way.
It's a sad day when a deadly hurricane headed your way is less depressing than your relationship status.
I'm actually on the verge of cancelling a booty call because I have an early meeting tomorrow. If this is what adulthood is going to be like, I'll pass.
Randomize
