Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
New York to be Host to America’s Biggest Singles Event
Nothing like a 3am firealarm to kick a booty call out...
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
and a jello shot exploded in my bra last night. Now I have blueberry smurfette boobs. Awesome.
We were having an argument with his friends mom about whether it was worse that he bootycalled me at 4 a.m. or that I bootycalled him at 12 in the afternoon
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
Kylie Jenner Wasn’t in the Kardashian X-Mas Cards & the Internet is Losing it
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
I just had sex on my kitchen counter. It's like the American dream
My vagina needs a break, I had to ice it with a beer bottle last night.
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
You can call me ugly and you can call me fat,but don't you EVER say my meme game is weak.