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• (415): View more from California

  i just realized that no matter how many potstickers i eat, i will never be asian

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• (902): View more from Pr Edwrd Is, Nva Sctia

  I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...

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• (916): View more from California

  Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be

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• (405): View more from Oklahoma

  Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times

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  23 Men Confess The Moment They Realized They Wanted A Divorce

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• (970): View more from Colorado

  went thru the pain of a Brazilian and he's passed the fuck out while i eat Doritos and watch tbs. fuck married life i want out

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• (+44): View more from United Kingdom

  got into a fight with a bouncer over who's moustache is better again last night...

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• (914): View more from New York

  I feel like I wont be making enough money to support my frivilous lifestyle of beer and mcdonalds

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• (412): View more from Pennsylvania

  I wrote my name on his balls in sharpie. In the homosexual world that's like a diamond ring. Shits permanent.

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• (573): View more from Missouri

  Santa was walking around downtown handing out stuff at the bars. He gave me a free eyebrow wax. I think he's trying to tell me something

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  The 23 Most Inappropriate Things To Happen At A Funeral

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• (925): View more from California

  I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission

  (925): View more from California

  Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol

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• (740): View more from Ohio

  I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?

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• (732): View more from New Jersey

  oh and apparently my boobs are named "have no fear" and "plenty o'beer"

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• (410): View more from Maryland

  Last year you twerked on my Christmas tree and threw up all over the bathroom...in front of my parents. We should probably keep power hour to ONLY an hour this year

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• (404): View more from Georgia

  When you accidentally text the wrong guy for a dick pic and your surprised you get one In return. He just got on my "to do" list

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• (704): View more from North Carolina

  My apologies. I'll try not to let my dick interfere with official work duties in the future.

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