My mom just got knocked over by a rollerblader. I'm trying not to laugh, bc my family looks pretty concerned
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
I'm returning our mountain of beer cans, while wearing a Budweiser sweatshirt. i don't look like an alcoholic.
These 33 Eskimo Brothers Boinked The Same Person And Couldn’t Be More Proud
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
I know she was blacked out, but she looked directly at the toilet and said "we meet again"
After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.
you know you have a brother who cares when he hands you a piece of pizza before you pass out from too many bong hits
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Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
I am not getting you a goat.
Fair enough. I am not going out with you. The goat was not negotiable.
THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
I have an interview tomorrow and listed you as a reference. If they call you, please don't tell them about the time I smuggled a Chalupa out of Taco Bell in my underwear.
So yeah, turns out I enjoy vaguely public group sex. Who knew?
Would it be inappropriate to send a friend request to the sheriff that fingerprinted me last night???