i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
I just got sparklers from my secret santa. Drunken sledding just got to a whole new level of dangerous
I don't know at least half of his name. I have officially become a statistic.
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I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
I hope the walls stop moving before my manager notices that i'm still drunk.
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
Lol okay. He's gonna show up with like a trunk of sex toys. He's like the mary poppins of hotel fucking.
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I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
I saw a groundgog last night outside my back door. I now have a new wedding gift idea.
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
Just saw the cop you hooked up with over break. He’s def hotter in uniform.
Tell him to stop shaving his pubes. #Notmyjam
Only good thing about the 50 Shades is that it is now completely OK to call a credit card co to dispute the charge for nipple clamps that didnt arrive.
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