forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
It was cool in an 'oh shit I'm gonna get arrested' way.
Best part of being a cop: When I showed up at Thanksgiving with stitches in my head I could tell them I was "protecting and serving" not "drinking and falling down". Career validated.
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5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
The owner of this phone is no longer accepting texts from liars, assholes or married men. You figure out which one applies.
Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
After my mom met Tanner, she literally turned and said "he's from old money, top of his class at Emory, already has doctors courting him for jobs and judging from your vocal performance the other night, he's gifted in bed. Fake a pregnancy right now"
I come from her. Holy hell.
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Your niece just basically announced she's a whore on FB so you should feel pretty good about officiating that wedding next month.
Is it okay to send him a "thanks for the sexual awakening" note?
i feel like when you brought up the possibility of you getting pregnant the sexting is over
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
I'm sitting in the hospital with him while he's still half drunk with a busted leg because he thought he could do parkour off a rock
If I didn't have booty calls, my apartment would never get clean
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