Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
I put the beer in my little red riding hood basket.
i walked in on him listening to enya, jacking off, and vomiting into a cup on his desk. are you serious.
if we break up, blackout me is coming back, making out with everything in sight
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The last thing I remember is funneling tequila out of a pink noodle.
My mom just blew pot smoke into my nose and called me a cat.
Also pregame at mine tomorrow?
The girl with a dislocated arm just did an assisted keg stand. You will never have an excuse again.
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
You kept running up to married couples, taking their pictures and begging for them not to get divorced
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Can we fangirl? Can we have fangirl Tuesdays?
Sure lol what's that?
Oh, dear, sweet Laura. Please start singing A Whole New World. I have Aladdin's part, you're Jasmine.
Why?
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I'm on my way back with the wine... And a puppy. It was free.
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
i'm eating chex mix in the shower while texting. i feel accomplished.
Oh god he’s a clown I fucked a rodeo clown
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
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