What started out as Cougar hunting turned into whaling
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
Their wedding is on my 21st birthday. I fail to see a way that this could end poorly.
Okay. I really need to get out of this guys bed and get home. It's two in the afternoon. He's not even HERE.
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I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
My unemployment came through so I'd like to thank the taxpayers of Utah in advance for my level of intoxication this weekend
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
I just saw a bunch of drunk old guys riding on the side of a modified old fire truck yelling at cars and smoking while they looked for parking...promise we will be just like them when we grow up?
I'm craigslisting fire trucks as we speak
I got drunk and tried to make special rice krispie treats, but I made a mess and they were all stuck to my hands, so I just decided to eat my way out of the catastrophe and I think shit's about to get even weirder than usual.
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Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
Today is a shit your pants at work kinda day
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
I cant miss out on a half day of work without a booty call
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
If I get my period the weekend your parents are gone i'm removing my uterus.
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