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A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
you were making out, puked over his shoulder and insisted everything was okay
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
I found the other part of your tooth if you want to put it under your pillow
Apparently she doesn't appreciate the significance of eskimo sisterhood as much as I do.
Ive decided I'm sending thank you notes to all the bars for graduation.
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
How do I tell my child he was conceived on a barstool in South Alabama?
She is larger then a hippo. You could cut her open in the middle of a blizzard and crawl in like Luke skywalker. Throw a couch and a tv in there and you're set
The words "me," "sober," and "new years eve" do not go together. Ever.
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
Pennsylvania now holds the distinct honor of being the third state I've crapped my pants in.
You chugged Absolut from a beer bong. Why WOULDN'T you be a champion?
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