He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
please stop judging me for buying a handle of soco on a thursday at 10am. it was on sale, i'm thinking of my future.
when he put a condom on for a handjob cuz he didn't want to "blow his load in the car" i started to question my choice in guys..
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They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
Idk, you were a drunk pirate that kept stealing pieces of people's costumes to keep as your booty.
That would explain all the random shit in my room...
He gave me the award for most entertaining blow job. That should count for something.
Some girl dressed in nothing but Wonder Woman underwear and a cape on her ass just started twerking all over us. Remind me why I'd never been to a midnight of Rocky horror before?
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ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
I had a dream I got back with Amanda. And then cheated on her the same day. Even my conscious is a dick
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
Say whatever the fuck you want about me, but leave my deceased cat out of it.
Had a job interview today. Walked into the room and said "IT'S GO TIME, BITCHES".
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