You're completely useless in the revolution.
i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
I was excited because I thought I didn't have to tell you about the crabs, but surprise! You got em!
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
Playing hide and seek with all those cheeseburgers... Not our finest moment.
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
Holy fucking shit the worst thing for a hangover ever--A FUCKING BOLLYWOOD MOVIE BLARING IN CLASS
He said he didnt want to choke me, I said im sorry thats a deal breaker.
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
TRY TO UNDERSTAND I HAVE MAGIC POWERS HOLY FUCKING SHIT
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
Randomize
