I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
Planned Parenthood should have gift certificates.
What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
And on the seventh day, God carefully sculpted your cock to fit perfectly into my masterpiece of a vagina. Then he rested. Look it up.
i think he spiked my sandwich with a viagra
I think the old lady next to me at the bar just saw your pussy
Don't blame me. I told you I didn't know if I had a key to those hancuffs.
you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
As I was balls deep, she moaned "i can't wait to see what how hot our daughter will be". Instant de-boner
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
CALL ME OLD FASHIONED BUT PEE IS FOR TOILETS
Come on, what straight woman, gay man, or bi person HASN'T scrolled through Justin Trudeau pictures after a bad day?
My brothers dog was hit by a car and died. They're really sad about it.
But they're having a baby! It's like a dog only 40 billion times worse!
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
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