Your vagina is a self cleaning oven.
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
There is something about weddings and lines being done off my ass
Send me the video of myself under the polar bear skin. It's important.
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
We're super invested in me shitting to my full potential
The fact that you walked around talking like Barbie and still got laid amazes me.
Passing out drunk in my therapists lobby may not be the best way to confirm my "stability"
As soon as he called me 'darling' in that Scottish accent... my pants just dropped.
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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