I just had the ultimate walk of shame. I'm barefoot, in his gym short with vomit in my hair and I walked half a mile through campus. At noon. Thanks for picking up ur phone
I walked into my house this morning to find an 18 pack on the counter. I think that's gods way of ringing the bell for round two.
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
I hate nights where "I found my underwear" can be considered a victory.
Its so hard looking at my mom and pretending I'm not dying a slow death of binge drinking
You were in subway at 3am showing everyone your tan lines
Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
Just ate a gummy bear I found in my sheets. So yeah, 2013 is SO gonna be my year.
Why are there jello shots in the kitchen drawer?
It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
Are you on your way? Get your date and black out with me. Democracy's at stake.
There is a special place in hell for people who only eat the center of the pot brownies.
the wedding party just walked in to the song eye of the tiger. i'm getting drunk.
I have no idea what happened last night but I sobered up whilst showering with a mop.
from across the room i saw you look into your beer and whisper "i love you"
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