how can u be prego again
the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
I listened to the last 10 minutes of that 20 minute voicemail, it's solid gold. At one point he literally suggests we buy tasers and go around shooting people.
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
College freshman give noticeably better blowjobs by the 5th week of the semester.
Please say a prayer for the elevator people at work today. My farts are significantly more potent the day after hitting that korean place for lunch...
After sex he cried I didn't know what to do so I patted him on the back and went to the kitchen to make waffles
Sorry for face planting onto the table with all our alcohol on it
I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I've found the One.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I had to ask him for a dick pic. Do you know how refreshing that was?
It's all part of my master plan: have him buy me all I can eat pizza and all I can drink beer AND THEN tell him there was no spark and we're better off as friends.
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
I skipped the handshake and went right for a dickshake I had him minutes after I saw him.
I’m going down on him like an Oompah Loompah on roller skates.
That makes no sense, but good luck
Randomize