If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
did the walk of shame from ex-boyfriend's room only to find other ex-boyfriend sitting in the living room. some people shouldn't be allowed to be friends.
some people shouldn't be allowed to be desperate.
we gave some random guy a shot for shoveling our sidewalk.
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
He got me an interview at his law firm and his boss asked him what he had to say about me. His response "He dates CRAZY bitches."
Easy Mac is falling out of my sweatshirt as I'm walking down the street.
I knew he cared when I got his text "happy birthday to the girl who gives phenomenal head"
Oh and in case you were wondering it is not a good idea to eat weed brownies and then go out to the bar. When I got off the bar stool my high had just hit me and I felt like Bambi taking his first steps
but it was less of a make out and more of a goodnight kiss as a "thanks for giving our drunk asses a ride home and sorry we called your bar the worst bar in LA"
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
she said she just "wanted a guy who she could cook breakfast for". HUGE MISTAKE. I'm never leaving
I'm now using my vagina for good, not evil. Trying to restore balance to the force.
I passed out while searching "symptoms of narcolepsy"...
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