ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
I just reenacted what a cuntadactyl would act like by putting straws in my mouth as teeth and roaring, Plz come get me.
it's ok. you also told me I can feel free to vomit on your blow dryer sometime.
Look, I'm just saying... paying ur respects to the neighbors who had a death in the family with food u steal from the neighbors having the cookout may result in a negative karma situation.
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
I got whiskey, so I think the blizzard and I are at an even match
I'm just going to eat my milkshake, watch teen wolf, masturbate, and lament my inability to form meaningful relations with men who aren't gay
About to throw up, bathroom line up, Bro sees me. Yells, 'PUKER GET OUT OF WAY' THEY ALL PARTED WAY THREW ME INTO A STALL AND CHEERED AS I THREW UP INTO THE TOILET. we are going back
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
You're right. I woke up today with my ugly sweater still on and no pants. I'd say it was a successful night.
bitch i am allowed to be rude i just fought cold hard porcelain with my face
Being drunk isn't an excuse for eating all of the bacon asshole
On a scale of one to Harambe, how attached were you to your goldfish?
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
uh why is my bathtub filled with kool aid? or is that blood?
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