I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
If Megan asks I spilled my water water all over her. I pissed on your roommate. You're welcome. I expect you to keep that on the down low. Seriously tell her the water thing
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
oh sorry. I thought "boat" was code for "penis"
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
I will go to bed dreaming of sexy Olympians carting me on a throne to the beach where they feed me pizza and champaign and massage my head/wash it like the hair dresser does.
Sexting just isn't as much fun once you learn how bad he is in bed...
my hair smells like a mixture of fireworks and rotten eggs with a hint of shame. it's so strong it's keeping me awake.
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
Jesus better clutch that motherfucking wheel, then.
I'M NOT PUTTING MY TRUST IN JESUS! I'M PUTTING MY TRUST IN YOU!
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