thinking back, the fact that our bartender was missing a finger shouldve been hint number one not to let him pick our drinks
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
there's still three solo cups of your puke in my basement. so that needs to be solved at some point.
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
He tried to do the do on me last night and my exact words were "stay away from my princess parts. they're renovating."
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
I just used the proceeds from selling my ex's engagement ring to fund my first date with another girl.
Well now you know not to take drugs from your friends. Take it from stangers. They're more reliable.
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
I HAVE A TEST I'M SORRY YOUR UN SUCKED DICK ISN'T MY FIRST CONCERN
In the last 2 hours I managed to have romantic starlit sex on the beach as the tide came in with not only just a gorgeous man, but one who happens to be Eastern European and finishing Harvard law school.
Oh wow. I want to be you right now.
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
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