You're so nebulous sometimes
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
So i closed my laptop as i started to fall off my bed and then i caught myself and realized that moment of catching myself is the difference between tuesday and friday.
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
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Take this only to mean that we love you, but we're having a serious, half-hour, hypothetical discussion about how far we think we could throw you.
Walk of Shame'd halfway down a mountain, skiiers passing. Do not drink with lifties at the end of ski season.
$100 bras are my way of telling my boobs that I love and appreciate them, and all the metaphorical doors they have opened for me.
Babysitting for someone you accidently sent nudies to is so fucking awkward.
you know it's a good party when the fucking floor caves in. THE FUCKING FLOOR.
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I just found one of your beard hairs in my oatmeal.
THE STRIPPER HAD A GUN JOHN!
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
Once my new license was put into my hand, a light from the heavens shined down and pauly D's voice was in my mind saying ohh yeaaah 21 yeaaah
Got any extra dick over there? I’m running low
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