420 ftw
Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
let's put it this way: i'm gonna stop drinking and get a gym membership. she's that hot
for future reference mormans are hard to crack but they give fucking amazing hand jobs.
I've been ignoring his texts cause last night I put him in my phone as 'ignore for atleast a day' and I trust my drunk self.
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
adding to the list of how to lure in freshman boys: take dogs for a walk, yell at them from across the street, sit on the curb at 3 in the morning sobbing
Seriously how many times do I have to sleep with him before he stops calling me dude
This chic sharing the cab with me just started givin me head. I'll be an extra 5 minutes.
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
Tbh.. I hope he still watches our sex tapes so he can be reminded of what he's missing out
He lives in a tent in my ex'd backyard. Why the fuck would you want any of that dirty dick?
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