Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
It's chlamydia! Thank God!
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I'm sure that's not what the inventers of the Turkey baster had in mind, but that's what I had in mine.
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
im eating mac and cheese with a makeup brush. there is wayyyyy too much wrong with this night.
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Definitely worth waiting her kid to got to sleep when the first thing you hear once she's back is "I want you in my ass right now"
I think I left my chapstick at your house when I tried using your penis as a catapult and flung it on the floor. Be a dear, and try to see if you can find it.
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
I'm so high. I'm going to need directions to get home.
Dude, I'm at a wedding and there's a mashed potato bar and bacon strip appetizers. I'm getting all emotional.
Babe, I'm gunna be straight with you. When you act like a dick it makes me regret not fucking my manager last week.
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