i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
According to my dad, my tongue ring makes people assume I give a lot of blow jobs because, as stated by him "that's what it's for"
foreplay: 7 minutes. sex: 3 minutes. cuddling: 10 minutes. getting dressed: 5 minutes. commute: 5 minutes.
you know that annoying kid in my psych class? accidentally hit him in the face with a door today. perfect end to the semester.
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
i felt obligated to tell him happy birthday since we trashed his house and i fucked his friend in his basement
I just negotiated a blow job for an interview.
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
It feels like there's puke trying to explode out of me from behind my eyeballs.
He's getting off drug court. We're doing a super-blunt with 50 dollars worth stuffed inside. He almost cried tears of joy when we told him.
We got to the hotel at 12AM with nothing but a plastic bag of magnum condoms and lube, while wearing glow sticks. The receptionist handed us a bunch of water bottles and said "These are on us.", not even phased by three dudes about to have a threesome. I love this town.
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
That’s true love. If they recognize a chocolate mold of your anus.
It was like if the scent of sour milk and burning tires had a baby in taste form.
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
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