Trust me, I wear more condoms than socks. I wouldn't risk infecting my cock. It's my livelyhood.
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
about to play the homeward bound drinking game. alone. what are you doing tonight?
i just entered cocaine into my calorie counter.
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Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
Idgaf if he's a manwhore, he's like the mt. everest of penises. howcan I NOT try to put that inside me?
my dad just told me he found me on the kitchen floor saturday morning with a microwave dinner on top of me, fork still in hand. priceless
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
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I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
I just wanna inform you guys that the first pregnancy scare of 2016 is over...
He told me he was cooking me a special dinner tonight. His "five star meal" was popcorn in champagne glasses, and chic fil a sauce in jello shot containers to dip the popcorn in. He still tries to convince me he doesn't smoke weed anymore.
So many questions...the two most important are, where the fuck is my booze and how did you even get the couch through the door?
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
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