Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
The plus side of face planted at the tailgate was that no one could see my nipples hanging out.
I like when I have the chance to say normal things like 'I know her from college' vs 'I did a ton of blow with her one night at Studio B.'
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
Everyone is sleeping and i'm sittin here in my iron man mask, watchin chelsea lately and tryin to figure out how to smoke through it.
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
It's a gay bachelor party, it's not like dignity is to be expected
Dude that chick had a dog in her car. Like when she goes bar hoping so does roofus. He gaurds the car.
So, got kind of drunk last night, made out with some guy, and somehow stole his credit card. Don't even know.
i need some magic done to my vagina
Quick I need a sexy way to say "suck your balls"
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
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