He gave his mom his old phone, and I am SO paranoid
Did you send adult things?
Um. Yes would be the understatement of the year
I brought red and green boonsfarm to the white elephant party. classy and festive. I think this is what people are referring to when they talk about killing two birds with one stone.
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
The best time of year to be high is WHEN THE KING CAKES ARE HALF OFF BECAUSE MARDI GRAS IS OVER YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
in case you havent found it already in honor of Toy story 3 we wrote ANDY on the bottom of your foot while you were passed out on the couch.
She is screaming bc she thinks you jumped out the window...please show her you just went out for a smoke
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
When do you sleep by the way. I was surprised when I went to work at 1 am,left at 7 am and had a text from you somewhere in between
I just vodka nap now...
I found a video of us drunkenly yelling "we wanna be the Pope" as we passed around the blunt
I'm currently on an epic search all over the city for a drug store that isn't sold out of Plan B. I celebrated your birthday from afar.
A million fucking miles away, and the sun still manages to fuck my hungover mornings up.
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
I think it's time for tequila and I to go our separate ways
she said she was so hungover this morning in a way that sounded like she was apologizing for thinking she was attracted to me last night...
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