Sometimes I wonder if my friend studies mystic Christian theology because he's afraid to come out of the closet. Evidently, it's okay to talk about God coming inside you, but not to say the same about dudes.
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
Hes still not moving. At what point does 'hungover' become 'hospital-time?'
That dude you fucked three years ago just won Jeopardy
If anyone from work finds out about us I will rip your dick off, sew it to your forehead and feed your balls to you like little grapes
Theres a midget tsa agent. Just an observation
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
And all you did was hit on me and do things "for America", so you weren't judged heavily
Hamster emergency. Can u come in here
i dont know whats worse..that i woke up in a gorilla suit or that its covered in peanut butter
& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
You left your hot dogs in my dresser again
Everyday this week I have woken up to a different dick pic. It's like a dick pic a day calendar!
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
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