I hate ducks.
What?
they're sketch. like squirrels. squirrels are sketch as fuck.
Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
How wet are you?
Ever heard of a U-boat?
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
dude this girl next to me farted in the middle of a quiz and denied my high five
bitch
Sorry I had passed out by this time I think, with the chicken fingers ON my face in my bed, with all the lights on, and ketchup all over.
Setting up an obstacle course with ladders, hurdles, and a spring board to the pool. you down for drunk races through it later?
I can't believe I came last night staring into my profile pictures eyes.
If there aren't any tits where you are, you're doing it wrong.
I couldn't find any flowers so I brought her a cat.
Pooping with Eye of the Tiger playing. Not a single fuck shall be given.
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
I have been adopted by a clan of drunken skinny dipping tourists.
I just learned that I could drop out of school and spend the rest of my savings on a giraffe are you free this weekend
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