so he came in my eye... should i throw out my contacts?
You were telling me about how you were gonna marry him, have his children and name them all woodchip.
I woke up to them arguing over who would get my morning wood. Oh, and I was dressed as Santa.
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
She pulled a wad of lint out of my bellybutton while she was blowing me. Said she's never seen anything like it. I've never gone soft so fast.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
I will suppress my appetite by doing shots then passing out
Winning pick four numbers were just 6969... if I were 18 I could've won 20,000 dollars.
I was just doing the math on how much beer we need for the houseboat. in doing so, I came to the conclusion that we need to open a beer distributor business.
This is the fifth time tonight that girl has taken off my pants. Take me home. Now.
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
When you're as high as I am right now brushing your teeth is both magical and fucking terrifying
PANTIES FOUND
My theory is if i keep drinking, evolution will kick in and I will grow a bigger, faster, and more improved liver by January.
Randomize
