Dear everyone that texted me last night wondering where i was. i ended up face down blacked up drunk before i made it to the party. My bad
I'm currently googling how to make a dress out of a trash bag. It's going to be a great night.
Shitting during a conference call is so empowering.
no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
We just shotgunned beers for America
Dude I live in a fucking closet and still get laid every weekend. Figure it out.
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
I was grossed out that all their candles smelled like vagina and then I remembered where my fingers had been.
one more hour of this work bullshit and I'm off to get high with your cat.
Dude. I need you to practice dancing around in your banana hamock. Party boy style. I'll call later with details.
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
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