my mkouth tastes houw teh zoo smelllls
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
i never thought it was possible to fit gay, redneck and asian into the same sentence before i met you.
and this wasn't even the first one i'd hooked up with
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She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
I'm eating crumbled blue cheese out of Tubbaware. My life is nothing.
I woke up snuggling a bottle of water while Hercules played on Netflix. Whiskey Wednesdays
I want morning sex. We can incorporate maple syrup into it somehow, it'll be fun
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
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I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
i woke up in a bed of pop tarts
6 showers laters and I still feel like I have his vomit in my vagina. At least I could help him figure out he's gay.
It's totally a relationship. we have sex in other people's beds, watch mad men while high and get drunk on his teammates' beer. don't you dare stomp on my dreams with your societal judgments
I sent her a dick pic and used brett Favre's dick pick. She asked me why I had pictures of old men's dicks saved on my phone... I just can't win bro
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