Obv we're gonna bbm each other in bed
You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
Do you remember that blonde girl he brought home from the bar on Friday night? She didn't leave until Monday afternoon. We didn't even know she was still in his room...what a sketchy weekend.
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Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
is there a way to sugar-coat "shes in jail" when someone is texting me asking where their friend is?
SORRY BITCH CAN'T, TAKING SHOTS TO WHITNEY HOUSTON.
I think the best part was the fact that the stripper's lock screen was a picture of the virgin mary
Turns out Edward 40 hands and life-sized jenga is really hard...Didn't stop you from trying. How is your concussion?
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So much Jack, so little girl.
Just kidding. Don't worry, you're getting sugar and orgasms for Valentine's day.
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
My manager gave me an envelope with money in it before he had vacation, and when I asked what it was for, he said it will be his bail money.
I want you to worship my cock.
That's not how you start a conversation.
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
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