I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
And then she said "sorry if my vagina smells like fish, it's just active."
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
Just downloaded the entire Justin Bieber album sober.. I think you know how I'm doing.
I still have your handprint on my ass. You're not allowed to ignore me yet.
On my way to the DMV to get arrested
Its not that I'm getting free haircuts... Its just that she is paying for sex with haircuts...
I totally just somersaulted to the bathroom to avoid moving out of my fetal position
I don't know if I should be concerned or impressed.
I woke up and found piles of popcorn in a trail around my house, ending at a laundry basket full of pillows. What were we trying to catch last night?
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
So I just watched a seagul attack my boss and steal his food in the parking lot. Today might not be a bad day lmfao.
Puked in my purse on my Uber ride home last night. Safe to say it's not a good idea to beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
Pregaming at Jodi's. Ten minutes
Thought it was at Brad's?
Pregaming the pregame. Need alcohol before I can see that dick.
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