called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
I wiped a tear off her cheek with my boner. It cheered her up
i'm sitting in the pool eating chicken pot pie with my little brother's friend. moments like these are the reason i love weed.
she screamed "my eye!" and it brought me a surge of bad memories. except she was yelling about a lemon.
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
"Bring the kids" is the most terrifying 3 words I've ever heard in my life.
it's like if youve been living with the grinch for 15 yrs and then santa shows up with a big gift begging to fuck the christmas spirit back into you. no one can say no to santa.
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
Eric was just sitting there open-mouthed swallowing sake from that squirt bottle for so long the lady across from us leaned over to her kid and told him not to end up like "the big alcoholic one"
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
PS if you want to hear something hilarious as my little sister was showing me her engagement ring I open a Snapchat from R and it's literally a dick pic. Very different points in our life
Just got home, my brothers stoned and he got a high score on COD.. He just asked me if I wanted to have a celebrational yogurt with him. Wtf?
It was bad. U were calling my cat "kittiano" and playing her like a piano. Way too drunk my friend.
My Dachshund waddled into the room carrying a rolled-up pad in her mouth with period blood. This day is clearly off to a good start.
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