Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
she said "can't you just pull out and cum on my face? I hate scooping jizz out of my vag".
I'm assuming you texted me by mistake. you're not jizzing in or on me again, thanks for playing, douchebag.
Just took a closer look at the paper that kid wrote me his number on. It was an ATM receipt. His balance is $17.89. i made the right choice.
im failing my bio class b/c he booty calls me wednesday nights at 6 like clockwork
6 margaritas later and free shots of tequila, i woke up with a fat lip and they said i blew my nose in a slice of bread
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
you said you couldn't hang because you had to masturbate and feed your lizard
Like people might wonder why I put up with your puns. You give good head and play with my hair
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
NO NINJA FIGHTING AT THE GAS STATION
Boredom is so much more tolerable when you're stoned off your ass.
Just got your voicemail. The 3am call wasn't a drunk dial, it was an I left my phone in my pocket then has wild animalistic sex dial...
I hate you.
You LOVE me.
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