He is such a slut. More and more my type.
yeah well you didnt even puke from the alcohol. we cut you off and went to huck finn's and told you that the "irish cream" coffee creamers had baileys in it, so you shot down like eight of them and puked all over the floor. it was great. we cheered you on and everything
farters have to be the big spoon...
i told her that she could bring as many friends as she wanted and then she asked how many people i could fit in my bed...BEST. DAY. EVERRRR.
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I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
17 year olds will be the death of me.
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
You can't just hum the Jaws theme song when you pull down my pants.
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I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
I've learned life lessons in Vegas. Mostly, drugs are cheaper than alcohol.
Should we go get some celebratory "I'm not pregnant" tacos?
Just leave a note saying "riding dick see you in the mornig"
Write this down so you can tell me in the morning. "That bartender needs to be in my mouth."
She woke up with her hand super glued to the fridge....how the hell am I Supposed to get her off??
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