He's the biggest piece of shit to ever exist. He's not even wearing shoes.
It's a sign that no dudes december is about to start: I have a yeast infection.
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
I'm not saying I'm drunk, but I'm definitely saying my liver has its work cut out for it.
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she pretty much pinned my hand to her boob "on accident" for like 10 seconds before she moved. Waiting the rest of the night was just a formality.
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
I'LL COME GET YOU. GOTTA FIND A SUIT THAT COVERS TIT BRUISES FIRST.
Instead of a fine and a few hours in jail he chose to get tasered, break his neck and shit his pants
she and her cat are both sick as fuck so they just sat there looking at each other with her nose dripping on the cat's. both out of fucks
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My dream date: Hotdogs/nachos from the bar & tequila. Is that too much to ask?
I don't think meeting his drug dealers counts as a relationship landmark.
Come over so I can fuck you louder than her country music
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
Dude. Craziest ride ever. I was convinced that the bus was an airplane. There were clouds when I looked out the window. I got really upset every time the bus turned because airplanes shouldn't turn.
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
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